You actually
found it.

Certificate of Curiosity

Policy No. YSM-EGG-001 - issued to the bearer of this click

Insured event

Clicking a half-buried logo on a hunch

Coverage

Unlimited curiosity, worldwide, in perpetuity

Deductible

SAR 0.00 - obviously

Underwritten by

The Yasmina team, with unreasonable attention to detail

People who explore footers this thoroughly tend to read API docs the same way. We would probably get along.